BYNTCO.

Bespoke Detachments Since 2026

Elegance in the Aftermath.

Discover our curated collection of pristine, cleanly detached matriarchal assets. Sourced with care through highly calibrated shaped charges, and preserved with the utmost dignity.

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The 'Werther's Original' Pair

Detachment Method: 42° Surgical C4 Yield Cardigan Integrity: 100% (Unscathed) Scent Profile: Butterscotch, Lavender

A classic offering from a pristine bingo hall detachment. The shaped charge was executed flawlessly, leaving no frayed edges. A true collector's piece.

£4,500.00
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The 'Sunday Roast' Matriarch Left

Detachment Method: Kinetic Vacuum Blast Cardigan Integrity: 98% (Slight gravy stain pre-dates blast) Scent Profile: Bisto, Yorkshire Pudding

A rare asymmetrical offering. Detached cleanly over a dispute about potato crispness. Remarkable structural preservation. Right side currently unavailable.

£2,100.00
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The Platinum Jubilee Commemorative

Detachment Method: Royal Artillery Salute (Modified) Cardigan Integrity: 100% (Tweed) Scent Profile: Earl Grey, Imperial Majesty

A vintage detachment preserved in a hermetically sealed vitrine. The absolute pinnacle of clean-off technology. Only for the most discerning connoisseur.

£12,000.00

The Science of the Clean Blast

At BYNTCO, we believe that collateral damage is the mark of an amateur. When a nan's tits are blown off, it should be an immaculate, surgical event. We utilize only the finest calibrated shaped charges, ensuring a perfect ring of localized detachment that completely preserves the structural integrity of her Marks & Spencer blouse. We don't just sell the aftermath; we sell perfection.