Bespoke Detachments Since 2026
Discover our curated collection of pristine, cleanly detached matriarchal assets. Sourced with care through highly calibrated shaped charges, and preserved with the utmost dignity.
A classic offering from a pristine bingo hall detachment. The shaped charge was executed flawlessly, leaving no frayed edges. A true collector's piece.
A rare asymmetrical offering. Detached cleanly over a dispute about potato crispness. Remarkable structural preservation. Right side currently unavailable.
A vintage detachment preserved in a hermetically sealed vitrine. The absolute pinnacle of clean-off technology. Only for the most discerning connoisseur.
At BYNTCO, we believe that collateral damage is the mark of an amateur. When a nan's tits are blown off, it should be an immaculate, surgical event. We utilize only the finest calibrated shaped charges, ensuring a perfect ring of localized detachment that completely preserves the structural integrity of her Marks & Spencer blouse. We don't just sell the aftermath; we sell perfection.